I’m a young, attractive and (for some odd reason) STILL SINGLE female with a comprehensive grasp of all things. From the vagaries of the human condition (romance is a specialty!), matters of spirit (former Roman Catholic Nun AND Buddhist monk), to the complexities of modern science (PhD. in Theoretical Physics from Oxford) — I’m a master of all things.
I’m happy to share my insights with any and all. Feel free to ask away and I’ll advise like the dickens! Peculiarly enough though, the results of acting on said advice usually result in anything ranging from the personally uncomfortable to the globally catastrophic. Still, the depth and enormous value of my opinion vastly outweighs your own (or the planet’s) sheer bad luck.
Oh, poor you!
Remember to play nice and that all questions and materials submitted to this blog become the property of Ms. Bad Advice. If you’re already in desperate enough straits to turn to me, then the “intellectual property” thing is the least of your worries you silly thing!
The advice offered on this blog is purely of the suggestive variety: Ms. Bad Advice and any of her contributors are not liable in any way for damages caused by acting on our ‘suggestions’ (e.g., while suicide may be suggested as a manner of solving your quandary, Ms. Bad Advice, the blog staff, and our crack legal team disavow themselves of any actual agency in carrying that suggestion through).
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Looking forward to chatting!
Your humble narrator,
Ms. Bad Advice
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